Shit Knuckled

To be so intoxicated that when you take a crap your knuckles interfere with the wiping process.

Last night, the boys and I all got absolutely shit knuckled.

by Dispenser November 19, 2015

shit knuckle

someone who does nothing. Sits around all day with their thumb up there ass to the knuckle.

Paul: Hey Todd, did you get that work done that you were supposed to do?

Todd: Aww, meant to, but didn't get around to it yet, sorry dude.

Paul: Yur a fuckin shit knuckle Todd, get to work!

by hecklndecalr March 19, 2010

shit knuckle

A bump protruding from a log of shit resembling a knuckle. Shit knuckle.

That dude is a real shit knuckle.

by Andrew X January 26, 2005

Shit knuckle brown

when you wipe your ass and miss hitting your knuckles instead....you get shit knuckle brown

that color is shit knuckle brown!

by Tigerlily73_99 July 31, 2009

Knuckle Shit

To have a moment or point in your life when you are considered an idiot. A.K.A. dumb ass. Comes from the 2 terms knuckle head, and dumb shit.

1. I can't believe you didn't shift out of first gear after proceeding 100 miles an hour, you're a knuckle shit!

2. Josh-"Did you guys drill the hole out for the waterfall bolts on tower 13 yet?"
Bobert-"No, not yet."
Josh-"Well, now you've gotta go drill that hole out even though I told Randy I would do it, you fuckin' knuckle shit!"

by The man from the lene November 7, 2007

shit stained thumb knuckle

Its when you wipe your ass after a particularly filthy dump and you get a shit stain your thumb knuckle.

I was pleased to finally get the key to the executive wash room, however Stan Phillips was not pleases to see that I had a shit stained thumb knuckle when I shook his hand at the share holder meeting.

by jim dandyy May 19, 2011