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To get buck or crazy. Take the current situation to an extreme level. Go nuts.
Dude we got so wasted last night, we were knucked.

I cannot believe Steve jumped off that roof. It was knucked.
Knucked by ludaridindubs January 24, 2010

Shit Knuckled

To be so intoxicated that when you take a crap your knuckles interfere with the wiping process.
Last night, the boys and I all got absolutely shit knuckled.
Shit Knuckled by Dispenser January 25, 2016

knuckledick

someone who gets cockpunched all the time
Andrew Baker is so well hated that he became a knuckledick.
knuckledick by DLa November 15, 2003

knocked the fuck out

When a person is so annoying that they get you really mad and the only way to stop them doing what they are doing is to give them a single powerful punch to the face which knocks them unconscious, they are now said to be "knocked the fuck out". This is only achieved if it is a single punch which knocks them unconscious.
"Brad was talking so I knocked him the fuck out!"

Knocked Up 

Amanda got knocked up because Jimmy didn't use protection.
Knocked Up by startenhash October 21, 2003

Knuckled On 

Knuckled on is the act of brown nosing with a boss or someone else of importance. It gets its meaning from the act of gripping someones dick. In extreme cases it is known as "knuckled on with both hands" denoting desperation in the act.
Look at the new guy! He's knuckled on to the foreman!

How did he get away with that screw up? He knuckled on with both hands and blew his way out of it.
Knuckled On by Richmeister August 13, 2014
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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