knockered

Not actually slang for anything sexual...but it sounds like it should be, shouldn't it?

Bastardization of knackered. Sounds like knocked up.

1: I hear you were up all night last night...
2: Yeah, I was getting knockered by my girl

3: "I was knockered, then I was right knackered"

4: Knockered isn't sexual slang for anything, but it SHOULD be.

5: I'm already knackered enough as it is.
6: Knackered? Surely you mean KNOCKERED!

by CannedLizard February 10, 2004

Knockered

Monumentally fucked

Trinity downed a bottle of vodka and was absolutely knockered

by Taishokukitten November 22, 2016

knockered

having testicles removed.

"my dog is going to the vet tomorrow to get knockered." "if his girlfriend finds out what he did he'll end up knockered."

by slippery giblets September 26, 2018

knockered-up

The state of having one breast enhanced. Boob upgrade

Ash had a smokin body, but even more so now that she knockered-up.

by phocusthepoet November 2, 2008

Slobber Knockered

A state of being extremely intoxicated to the point there is loss of motor function.

Sorry Jimmy I couldn’t answer your call last night I was really slobber knockered

by Slobbered and Knockered January 16, 2021

Gobble knocker

The act of gobbling down the male genitalia while hitting your partner with a large brick.

For example

Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.

Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.

by DOPE POPE April 3, 2017

knockeroonies

A pair of human female breasts, that are so large, impressive, and aesthetically pleasing, that it is only appropriate to call them by a four-syllable word.

Yvette's head games drive me totally insane, but I am powerless to resist her amazing knockeroonies.

by Mistah Know-it-all October 28, 2018