Benoit

Term used to describe a male who is sexually intrigued and infatuated by other men. He typically displays qualities frequently attributed to females. The Benoit is typically a little bit invasive and can be a little bit stalker Esch.

1. dude, your'e such a Benoit! stop staring at my D***.

2. stop being a Benoit and get out of the mens locker room!
3. its totally cool that your g*y but don't Benoit around me

by DEFINEwizard October 24, 2022

Benoit

Verb. (ben.wah.)
1. To Murder one's own family then proceed to commit Suicide for no apparent reason.
2. To effectively carry out Murder/Suicide without forwarning.

(same spelling for past tense but pronounced "ben.wad.")

Fred: Did you hear about Larry?
Bill: Yeah I guess he Benoit yesterday.
Fred: Terrible.

Husband: You better shut the fuck up or I'll pull a benoit up in here.
Wife: Okay dear.
Children: (silence)

by Vince the Bat December 31, 2008

Benoit

To murder one's family using wrestling moves and pillows. Not a true Benoit unless you then kill yourself with a weight machine.

Can also be used as an insult towards those who you desire to see deceased.

OPTIONAL: If desired, one can also place Bibles near the bodies for dramatic effect.

Man 1: My wife's been hastling me to fix the crack in the ceiling.

Man 2: "Benoit the bitch"

Man 1: That's not a bad idea....

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Person 1: The zoo was so fun yesterday.

Person 2: Benoit yourself

by Ben-moi. August 31, 2007

Benoit

To murder your family in cold blood and then kill yourself. A murder-suicide.

What did you just say about my mom, bitch? Don't make me go Benoit on your ass.

by Stinqfist July 31, 2007

Benoit

Benoit or Mclovin for short is a person that gets pussy every night and every woman wants to sleep with him

Wow, you slept with jeremy’s mom you are such a Benoit

by Crutchers and Fruit Pastille November 19, 2020

Benoit

When one has Sarnac and it passes to the grundel/taint.

"I had a bad case of Sarnac that exploded into Benoit."

by Goob, Cole, & Galoot August 04, 2007

Benoiting

Benoiting is the act of posing in front of a camera (specifically from an Apple iPhone) and showing off what little muscle you have in your right arm. Other forms of Benoiting sometimes include holding various objects that weigh very little and making a duck face. In early 2013, a stipulation was added that while Benoiting, you must wear a shirt (this was due to the fact that Benoiting was starting to get confused with homosexuality). Benoiting really took off on January 3 when PSY was featured Benoiting. Benoiting should not be confused with the term "Benoit". For instance, someone might say "I have to drop a Benoit". It is illegal to take a Benoit, while Benoiting.

" I was on FB last night,and saw this Douche Benoiting! I hate him"

by Benoiter January 04, 2013