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The Kootenay region of British Columbia, Canada. Includes the West Koots & East Koots.
Totally stoked; found a ride share up to the Koots tomorrow for some skiing paradise!! (says coastal ski-bum stuck on the coast)
Koots by marutimaruti September 17, 2017
Related Words
koots • Kootsi'd • kootsie • koons • koosh • kooksexual • koosha • kooshan • kooshi • kooshie
When your exhaust (insert any other car mod or apply to anything that your significant other finds annoying and makes you get rid of as a result) is too loud for your wife and she demands that you remove that thing or else...
"Wife won, exhaust gone. I got koosered"
Koosered by P!GPEN February 21, 2013
1. In Hebrew, a term used to describe a hot female.

2. Also in Hebrew, a term used to define a guy of pussy-esque qualities.

Kuss in street Hebrew, and in Arabic means pussy.
1. Wow, check out that koosit there eating the falafel

2. Man, you play matkot like a koosit!
koosit by twine-inter May 17, 2006

koothead 

an insult similar to peebrain
usually preceded by dummy and idot
abbeighyie: you fool. you clown. you idot.
kulsoom: okay peebrain
abby: okay koothead
koothead by hiraffe January 28, 2021

kootenay time 

The process in which it takes an extra hour to do anything.

It also incurrs that the person who is "late", (in quotes as they are only following kootenay time, not late as others may say) also lives in the beautiful area surrounded by the rocky montains called "the Kootenays"

The airy nature of the residents is probably due to the gorgeous surroundings they are inhabited in so they really don't care about the rest of the world ; they are on Kootenay time.
Stoner1: Hey budday! I need that bag quick I'm getting low!

Kootenay1: K but I'm with my bong you better put me on Kootenay time!
kootenay time by savfromthekoots March 27, 2010

love me knots 

love me knots is the term describing the pain in your hert an stomach that says " I am so in love with you". it comes when you watch someone you like like someone else, you find that person doesn't love you, or that person you love leaves. not to be confused with love me not from when you pick flower petals. ultimately, heart break
Girl doubled over crying: *crying*
best friend: what's wrong?
girl: it's ---. *cry*
by stander: what?
best friend: she's got the "love me knots"
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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