knoose 

When your friend fucks up the spelling of noose you came here hoping for a meaning but in all actuality it's spelled Noose and "Knoose" isn't a real word so you're all twats.

"Go hang yourself in a knoose"
"... You're an idiot..."

knoose by FUCKYOURGODDAMNPSEUDONYMS1 November 13, 2013

Knoose Muckle 

The other type of Moose Knuckle

Yeah I accidently slipped it into her Knoose Muckle and she freaked

Knoose Muckle by Spamdamman January 30, 2023

Pube Knoose 

When your freakishly long pubic hairs form a knoose around your penis. Which leads you to attempt to free yourself of the uncomfortable pulling it causes when you walk.

Ahh! this pube knoose is a bitch! I wish i could untangle myself, i guess i'll wait til church is over.

Pube Knoose by AnthonyBiatch March 31, 2010

Koosered

When your exhaust (insert any other car mod or apply to anything that your significant other finds annoying and makes you get rid of as a result) is too loud for your wife and she demands that you remove that thing or else...

"Wife won, exhaust gone. I got koosered"

Koosered by P!GPEN February 21, 2013

knooger 

n a legendary creature which is known to perform sexual acts on alost anything, moving or otherwise.

v to identify a want to have sexual interactions with an object.

n Growing up, Knooger's friend would sleep with anything that moved. Knooger didn't see a reason to limit himself.

v Doug wants to knooger Red.

knooger by Off Topic November 18, 2007

Knobsessed 

A complete knob jockeying slut, be they male or female. So obsessed with penises, that they don't even notice the guy attached to it. Every workplace, town and secondary school has one of these "knobsessed" individuals. Teenagers and middle aged guys often fall victim to the knobsessed. You can recognise them by their trousers (which are too tight) and their hair (which is too bleached/dyed/straightened/backcombed) and by their voice (which is too loud).

Ed- "Look at Tracey chatting up Darren"
Meg- "Ewww, he's a freak of nature!"
Ed- "I know, the girl is totally knobsessed"

"Donna didn't recognise me in town, even though we shagged last week. I think she was just knobsessed with me"

Knobsessed by MagickDio February 8, 2010

Tyler Knowseph 

Tyler Joseph but smarter

Tyler Joseph went to school, he came back as Tyler Knowseph

Tyler Knowseph by meeeeg October 12, 2016