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Kroots

to be messed up; slang to take an action; to get, or to go; to be fubared.
Krootsed, krootser, krootsing. Also, slang for a doob.
"Man, I'm so krootsed!"
"Lets kroots a dootser."
"Time to to doots a kroots."
"Great! Now its completely krootsed!"
"We should get krootsing."
by Beefywhite September 26, 2005
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krooshalize

Krooshalizer: a device usually a water bottle, with 2 extra holes. a small hole just big enough for your roach or blunt or whatver. a shotgun. and the mouthpiece. you can also stick the blunt in a bong in the hit piece to krooshalize it.
"yo dude lets krooshalize this blunt"
by vissss September 11, 2009
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koots

A word used when somthing is just fuking GREAT! better than anything you can think off
"Shit this Savlo is the fuking Koots"

"Ohh yeh fuking look at his air tracks there the koots"
by VisOne March 28, 2003
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kloots

a term of endearment such as sweetheart or darling
by Susan Robb June 14, 2009
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Kroot

In the Warhammer 40,000 universe, the Kroot are a species of humanoids that evolved from avian creatures. Kroot are tall aliens (a good half-meter taller than most humans), their avian ancestry giving them a bird-like beak and long quills protruding from their heads like hair. Smaller quills, possibly the evolutionary remnants of feathers, can be found scattered over their bodies.


A Kroot Carnivore Squad, including Kroothounds and a KrootoxAn unusual feature of the Kroot is that they evolve by selecting traits of their defeated foes to absorb by eating them. Due to this, the many Kroot warbands across the galaxy often look radically different. Kroot leaders are known as Shapers; they are generally the Kroot with the best ability for recognising desirable traits in defeated foes and tell his Kindred (the word for a Kroot clan) what to eat to suit the task at hand. For instance, a Shaper who wants his Kroot to gain muscle mass will take on campaigns against Orks to acquire the right DNA, while extensive feeding on flying predators will allow the Kroot to grow wings. This eating of their foes ties in with the religious beliefs of the Kroot: they believe that when a warrior of any race dies, his warrior spirit should be kept, and the only way to do this is by eating his flesh. The Kroot practice this in their "burial" customs, in which the body of the deceased is consumed by the kindred.

Kroot who prey extensively on a particular species will begin to take the characteristics of that creature. In sentient species such as Orks and Humans, they may also take on cultural aspects of that race as well. Kroot who have fed on Dark Eldar, for example, soon begin to show signs of the cunning and intense cruelty the Dark Eldar are known for.
<None> (Kroot are a race and cannot be examplifide)
by Nanolathe May 9, 2006
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Kootsi'd

Forcing ones self upon another for sexual gratification and bragging about it on Stern Fan Network.
"This creepy guy has been stalking me for a year and I finally went out with him. We drank a bunch, kissed, then he Kootsi'd me. Then he started a thread about it on SFN"
by ShivettezMandela August 3, 2008
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Koots

The Kootenay region of British Columbia, Canada. Includes the West Koots & East Koots.
Totally stoked; found a ride share up to the Koots tomorrow for some skiing paradise!! (says coastal ski-bum stuck on the coast)
by marutimaruti September 17, 2017
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