Knoosey

Feeling the need to commit suicide.

Gustov: "I'm feeling 'knoosey' today."
Clesus: "Please, you will try it and end up falling from the ceiling."
Gustov: "I was kinda hoping to do it on a fan. That way I can be rotating while I shit everywhere."
Clesus: "you are a morbid fuck. Welcome to the inner circle of my friends."

by Gustov H August 7, 2007

knoose

When your friend fucks up the spelling of noose you came here hoping for a meaning but in all actuality it's spelled Noose and "Knoose" isn't a real word so you're all twats.

"Go hang yourself in a knoose"
"... You're an idiot..."

by FUCKYOURGODDAMNPSEUDONYMS1 November 13, 2013

Pube Knoose

When your freakishly long pubic hairs form a knoose around your penis. Which leads you to attempt to free yourself of the uncomfortable pulling it causes when you walk.

Ahh! this pube knoose is a bitch! I wish i could untangle myself, i guess i'll wait til church is over.

by AnthonyBiatch March 31, 2010

ball koosey

When you fill a bitches mouth with some type of liquid, then stick your balls in her mouth then tell her to gurgle the liquid.

"Open yo mouth bitch so i can stick my nuts in yo mouth for a ball koosey!"

by Spry January 17, 2008

Knoose Muckle

The other type of Moose Knuckle

Yeah I accidently slipped it into her Knoose Muckle and she freaked

by Spamdamman January 30, 2023