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When your friend fucks up the spelling of noose you came here hoping for a meaning but in all actuality it's spelled Noose and "Knoose" isn't a real word so you're all twats.
"Go hang yourself in a knoose"
"... You're an idiot..."
knoose by FUCKYOURGODDAMNPSEUDONYMS1 November 13, 2013
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Knobosaurus 

i was just like walking around the corner and then, holy shit dude a great big knobosaurus attacked me. i felt violated dude, it still hurts man it took like 100,000 stitches to sew me back up.
Knobosaurus by Darren Dulake August 28, 2003

Koosalagoopagoop 

Dee Dee's imaginary friend.

Both are characters from the wordCARTOON NETWORK/WORD cartoon wordDexter's Laboratory/word.
Ajoova java jeeva..

Ajoova java jeeva..

Ajoova.. java.. jeeva!

Ajoovajavajeeva!
Koosalagoopagoop by larstait October 29, 2003

Knobosaurus 

n. A particularly carnivorous male package.
Later Dude. I'm gonna take my knobosaurus out hunting for some fresh meat!
Knobosaurus by D'emon November 26, 2002

Pube Knoose 

When your freakishly long pubic hairs form a knoose around your penis. Which leads you to attempt to free yourself of the uncomfortable pulling it causes when you walk.
Ahh! this pube knoose is a bitch! I wish i could untangle myself, i guess i'll wait til church is over.
Pube Knoose by AnthonyBiatch March 31, 2010

knobsack 

Stemed from a name given to a certain male who had acted in a very bad way. At the moment between the end of upset and the beginning of anger the word was created in the midst of a tirade of expletives.

Can be used instead of knobjockey
******* is a fucking knobsack
knobsack by Sue Sutherland January 13, 2005
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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