Knoods

Jumbles of sounds and words that are not understood. Usually used when panicking or unable to describe a thing that a person witnessed happening. Knoods are also reffered to as Gavin Noises

I had a moment of panic and I began to use Knoods instead of words

by AwkwardWords97 March 5, 2015

knoose

When your friend fucks up the spelling of noose you came here hoping for a meaning but in all actuality it's spelled Noose and "Knoose" isn't a real word so you're all twats.

"Go hang yourself in a knoose"
"... You're an idiot..."

by FUCKYOURGODDAMNPSEUDONYMS1 November 13, 2013

knoodle knocker

Gangsters who prefer to shoot their victims in the head at close range.

Drive-by's are for pussies, we are knoodle knockers.

by Cody Wilkes September 30, 2007

Pube Knoose

When your freakishly long pubic hairs form a knoose around your penis. Which leads you to attempt to free yourself of the uncomfortable pulling it causes when you walk.

Ahh! this pube knoose is a bitch! I wish i could untangle myself, i guess i'll wait til church is over.

by AnthonyBiatch March 31, 2010

knoodle

A showing of affection between two partners usually involving touching.

They couldnt help but knoodle on the couch throughout the entire party.

by Nat Eliason May 13, 2007

knoomsayin'

The slang term of Know What I'm Sayin'.

Dat boy Jay is a real screwhead, knoomsayin'?
He bang nuttin' but screw er'day, knoomsayin'?

by Screwmatic August 5, 2007

knoodeling

Knoodeling is derived from the slang knoodle. Where affection is shown to another person. Most likely two persons are touching each other. Knoodeling is the action of performing a knoodle.

My girlfriend was knoodeling me. I got a hard-on while she was doing it.

by Poncke March 24, 2008