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knonse

Person 1: "Hey (name) is such a knonse!
Person 2: Yeah I know, right!
by aismi August 6, 2022
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konsequences

(noun - I think)

An abstract and nebulous concept for men that actually may be only a theory or conjecture in which someone does one thing and then something else may or may not occur because of that first thing, but may not - but who cares cause we’re dudes and this sentence went on way too long with out the words “ass” or “boobies.”
Dan suffered konsequences when Michelle came out of the bathroom and saw him dancing with another girl at the bar and stormed outside.
by gtbarry October 3, 2008
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Konsexual

A sexuality in which an individual only has sexual feelings towards Konstaninos Pantelidis, a sexy Greek swimmer.
-Isn't this guy cute?
-I wouldn't know, I am Konsexual.
by Maria_Karanikou January 9, 2021
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Konsep

Short for "Kontol Asep" (Asep Cock) in Indonesian
Person 1 : can i get some Konsep?

Person 2 : sure, here's Kontol Asep
by Elagabalus1 February 23, 2021
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knoose

When your friend fucks up the spelling of noose you came here hoping for a meaning but in all actuality it's spelled Noose and "Knoose" isn't a real word so you're all twats.
"Go hang yourself in a knoose"
"... You're an idiot..."
by FUCKYOURGODDAMNPSEUDONYMS1 November 13, 2013
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Knobsessed

A complete knob jockeying slut, be they male or female. So obsessed with penises, that they don't even notice the guy attached to it. Every workplace, town and secondary school has one of these "knobsessed" individuals. Teenagers and middle aged guys often fall victim to the knobsessed. You can recognise them by their trousers (which are too tight) and their hair (which is too bleached/dyed/straightened/backcombed) and by their voice (which is too loud).
Ed- "Look at Tracey chatting up Darren"
Meg- "Ewww, he's a freak of nature!"
Ed- "I know, the girl is totally knobsessed"

"Donna didn't recognise me in town, even though we shagged last week. I think she was just knobsessed with me"
by MagickDio February 8, 2010
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Tyler Knowseph

Tyler Joseph went to school, he came back as Tyler Knowseph
by meeeeg October 12, 2016
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