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Verb (uttales: /knɔksə/)

Definisjon:
Å skrape eller hugge bilen, spesielt brukt i Stavanger-området, inspirert av det lokale bilhuggeriet Knoks Bildeler. Når noen sier de skal "knokse" bilen, betyr det at de skal levere den til skroting eller demontering. Ordet har utviklet seg til et eget verb i dagligtale.

Bakgrunn:
Uttrykket stammer fra Knoks Bildeler i Stavanger, et kjent bilhuggeri. Over tid har navnet blitt synonymt med det å skrote bilen, og brukes nå som et verb blant lokalbefolkningen.
"Når bilen din har sett sine beste dager, og du innser at det er på tide å si farvel - da er det bare å knokse den!"

"Bilen min er så rusten at jeg vurderer å knokse den."

"Har du sett den gamle Golfen til Per? Den er klar for knoksing!"

"Etter kollisjonen var det bare én ting å gjøre – å knokse bilen."
Knokse by Word. August 28, 2025
Urban Dictionary Merch

kooksexual

being attracted to the one and only jeon jungkook. no seriously. only him.
plebeian: isn’t this guy cute?
jungkook stan: sorry, i’m kooksexual.
uncouth plebeian: what does that mean?
jungkook stan: jungkook bestest boi. jungkook is the only boi. uwu
kooksexual by uwujk September 28, 2020
Related Words
When your friend fucks up the spelling of noose you came here hoping for a meaning but in all actuality it's spelled Noose and "Knoose" isn't a real word so you're all twats.
"Go hang yourself in a knoose"
"... You're an idiot..."
knoose by FUCKYOURGODDAMNPSEUDONYMS1 November 13, 2013

Knobsessed 

A complete knob jockeying slut, be they male or female. So obsessed with penises, that they don't even notice the guy attached to it. Every workplace, town and secondary school has one of these "knobsessed" individuals. Teenagers and middle aged guys often fall victim to the knobsessed. You can recognise them by their trousers (which are too tight) and their hair (which is too bleached/dyed/straightened/backcombed) and by their voice (which is too loud).
Ed- "Look at Tracey chatting up Darren"
Meg- "Ewww, he's a freak of nature!"
Ed- "I know, the girl is totally knobsessed"

"Donna didn't recognise me in town, even though we shagged last week. I think she was just knobsessed with me"
Knobsessed by MagickDio February 8, 2010

Tyler Knowseph 

Tyler Joseph went to school, he came back as Tyler Knowseph
Tyler Knowseph by meeeeg October 12, 2016

Knobservation 

An opinion provided by a friend when you are acting like a dick.
Don't be offended mate, it's just a Knobservation.
Knobservation by Mandymooski August 11, 2015

Pube Knoose 

When your freakishly long pubic hairs form a knoose around your penis. Which leads you to attempt to free yourself of the uncomfortable pulling it causes when you walk.
Ahh! this pube knoose is a bitch! I wish i could untangle myself, i guess i'll wait til church is over.
Pube Knoose by AnthonyBiatch March 31, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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