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konsequences 

(noun - I think)

An abstract and nebulous concept for men that actually may be only a theory or conjecture in which someone does one thing and then something else may or may not occur because of that first thing, but may not - but who cares cause we’re dudes and this sentence went on way too long with out the words “ass” or “boobies.”
Dan suffered konsequences when Michelle came out of the bathroom and saw him dancing with another girl at the bar and stormed outside.
konsequences by gtbarry October 3, 2008
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konsequences  

(noun - I think)

An abstract and nebulous concept for men that actually may be only be a theory or conjecture in which someone does one thing and then something else may or may not occur because of that first thing, but may not - but who cares cause we’re dudes and this sentence went on way too long with out the words “ass” or “boobies.”
Dan suffered konsequences when Michelle came out of the bathroom and saw him dancing with another girl at the bar.
konsequences by gtbarry November 2, 2008

Cosmic Consequences 

The real world punishment for energetically inappropriate actions.
When good decisions are made and correct actions are taken things get better. When incorrect decisions are made and bad actions are taken this get worse, that is Cosmic Consequences.

Consequences will never be the same 

An attempt by Ankle-Sock Moustache man to say that the consequences of trolling his daughter, Jessi Slaughter, would be great, but instead that the "Consequences will never be the same".

Mostly used to tell someone to stop doing something while taking the piss out of said 11 year old's ankle-sock wearing father.
Ankle-Sock Moustache Man: And you've been reported to the Cyber-Police, and if you come near my daughter, guess what. Consequences will never be the same.

Andrew: Dude, I blocked your toilet again.
John: Stop doing that or consequences will never be the same!
Both: lol

un-forseen consequences 

a chapter in the hit game half-life, and also a quote from the gman
Gman:"Prepare for un-forseen consequences"
un-forseen consequences by papzorz November 24, 2007

Book of manz💤 Consequences 

Book of manz💤 Vol 2: Consequences

Consequence 1 Get socked out
Consequence 2 you turn into the wind
Consequence 3 get kicked from manz group
Book of manz💤 Consequences :When a manz breaks a rule from the book of manz they get a consequence

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

when you discovered the truth about world , money , goverment , religions , rich , debt , and famous ppl
Person 1 : The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Person 2 : Ur conspiracy theorist
Person 1 : No , i discovered the truth
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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