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used to describe someone or something that is looking chunky and soft and cute
gus you’re looking so knoney
knoney by jan420 February 16, 2019
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The word “koney” finds it’s beginning in Russian language (“кони”), which translates like “horses”.
Now it is found as a username of a great Russian blogger and fashion Icon (koneyleo), who once said her famous quote: “When everyone around you acts like Koney, be a Leo”
When everyone around you acts like Koney, be a Leo
koney by koneyleo July 12, 2020
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A person who likes guns, money and criptos.
-Yo, look kooney I'm getting rich.
-I know, I'm tinykooney.
Kooney by tinykooney December 7, 2021
he has a massive cock and fucks many women and a daily basis. he looks like a toaster and has 8 adopted children. he doesn't care about his children and spanks them daily. his dick is normally throbbing.
keoney is an absolute sigma male
keoney by demarcus the third February 10, 2022
The dopest dude to walk the earth. He is one of the smartest out there. His abilities in the studio are amazing , but very slept on. All the females want him and some guys at that. In bed he is a god. Hoes will never get to him and he lives a very awesome life
laila:" Holy crap , kmoney is so cute and awesome . There he goes walking with that tall model . "
Jon:" Yes hes really fresh , but have you heard his new song ; it is amazing .
Kmoney by K Fucking Money September 19, 2017
The most awesome person ever, who will continually beat anybody at hockey while smokin a bali hai and yellin BOOYA!
Hey lando got that ass beat again playin hockey, he thought he could beat Kmoney.
kmoney by Kalamazoo March 28, 2005
An insulting term, mainly used by the Duffy of Uttoxeter, Staffs to express anger or distress.

See also CockEye
Fucking Hell, what you drank all the jack daniels for? you fucking knobeye!

That Sarah Mellor is a fucking knob eye, i really do wanna stab her.

Alex Reid is such a knob eye.
KnobEye by Duffy69 June 3, 2007
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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