knonkey

Referred to a full grown adult who lacks basic intellect such as a kid or a donkey: knonkey.

Pronounced: nonkey

Emily swore at the knonkey that had dangerously pulled out in front of her on the motorway.

'You absolute knonkey!" Shouted James.

by Embey September 13, 2016

Konkey Dong

The name of Donkey Kong's penis.

Im gonna kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konkey Dong!

by pspmiles June 25, 2014

konkey

A deformed, penis that is abnormally large in stature

Hey guys my arm feels like a konkey

by Le Dixz0n November 7, 2007

Konkey

noun

Short form for concussion
1. Pathology. injury to the brain or spinal cord due to jarring from a blow, fall, or the like.
2. shock caused by the impact of a collision, blow, etc.
3. the act of violently shaking or jarring.

I can't believe they let Tua play after that konkey. He might konk-out
Eric Lindros had a shortened career do to Konkeys

by pllazy12 November 3, 2022

konkey grease

The lube one uses on their body to more easliy slip into a leather outfit whilst playing the role of a konkey.

Seth slathered konkey grease all over himself in preperation of the evenings festivities.

by Seth the gimp January 9, 2011

Konkey Dick

When a girl is drunk and sucks your dick then proceeds to throw up on it

Bro you got konkey dicked?! That's nasty!

by Everyoneiscollectivelyafailure December 15, 2017

Konkey dong

Its like when you say sand hanitizer but with donkey kong

Hey did you know nintendo came out with a new konkey dong ga- FACKCkkCcK!!!!!!!

by MasochistManny March 20, 2020