A noun.
An act of recognizing and noting a fact or occurrence by an individual who has an offensive air of superiority in matters of knowledge or taste.
While expressing her disdain for the local music, Diana could not help but make constant snobservations regarding the venue and the locals.
An overused observation that is not profound yet is provided with an air of profundity and provides little or no substance to the matter or situation being observed.
Upon hearing Brandon complain about his malfunctioning iPhone and how his soup was too hot, Erin chimed in with one of her many snobservations: "<sigh> FIRST. WORLD. PROBLEMS."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'