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knobhead 

Used to refer to or insult a foolish person.

See also: dickhead
"He's such a knobhead."

"You absolute knobhead."
knobhead by Kelly December 22, 2004

uncle knobhead 

that 1 distant uncle who you only see at big family gatherings who nobody particularly likes and who proceeds to annoy everyone.
"oh jesus here comes uncle knobhead, let's ignore him"
uncle knobhead by GF September 19, 2005

Fundamental Knobhead 

Term created by Joe Lycett.
Used to describe an absolute idiot. Someone who is too bad to just use the word knobhead.
Larry: That bloke over there is a fundamental knobhead!

knobhead 

Like dickhead. Except with a knob.
That knobhead over there is an awful knobhead.
knobhead by Will May 12, 2003

silent knobhead 

Use in any situation when saying what you really think would be a mistake.
The silent knobhead works in the same way as the 'magic e' or split digraph, as adding it at the end of a word or sentence changes the sound and meaning of the rest of the phrase. It results from implied use of the word knobhead at the end of a sentence, without actually saying it, thus changing the meaning of the sentence. The benefits of using the silent knobhead are that your conversation should be able to continue without the other party realising that they have been insulted, therefore maintaining and protecting relationships, for example with family, friends of friends, or colleagues.
Nannette: Oh my god, did you hear what Christian said to me? He must really mean that he wants us to be friends if he's offering me a massage after the gym!
Fleur: Yes, of course he does. He's probably interested in you for your mind (silent knobhead)!
silent knobhead by Angel_k April 11, 2013

knobhead 

This word can be used in all circumstances and with anyone, especially students who like to expand their knowledge of English...
Kinky Bob is a knobhead!!!Who is unable to take the piss out of someone!!
knobhead by Tracey the lap dancer October 23, 2004
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