A complete
knob jockeying slut, be they male or female. So obsessed with penises, that they don'
t even notice the
guy attached to it. Every workplace, town and secondary school has one of these "knobsessed" individuals. Teenagers and middle aged guys often fall victim to the knobsessed. You can recognise them by their trousers (which are too
tight) and their hair (which is too bleached/dyed/straightened/backcombed) and by their voice (which is too loud).
Ed- "Look at
Tracey chatting up Darren"
Meg- "Ewww, he's a freak of
nature!"
Ed- "I know, the
girl is totally knobsessed"
"Donna didn't recognise me in town, even though we shagged last week. I think she was just knobsessed with me"