Knobsock Share definition Flag Scottish The politically correct way to address a NED. A used condom. "Fuck off ya wee knobsock, or I'll rip your arm off and beat you and the rest of your team to death with it" Knobsock by MagicMoonMonkey February 15, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the Knobsock mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch