Knobsock

Scottish

The politically correct way to address a NED.

A used condom.

"Fuck off ya wee knobsock, or I'll rip your arm off and beat you and the rest of your team to death with it"

by MagicMoonMonkey February 15, 2005

knobjock

Some who enjoys riding cock. Commonly in reference to homosexuals.

OMG ian krynicki is such a knobjock.

by Batty January 29, 2005

knobjockey

a person who literally 'jockeys' knobs/penises/cocks/dicks. ie they ride dick all day long. this person can be male or female.

look at that slut, she is a such a knobjockey. hahaha lokk at that gay bloke! he rides cock all day long! what a knobjockey!!!

by anti-knobjockey man October 24, 2003

knobsack

Stemed from a name given to a certain male who had acted in a very bad way. At the moment between the end of upset and the beginning of anger the word was created in the midst of a tirade of expletives.

Can be used instead of knobjockey

******* is a fucking knobsack

by Sue Sutherland January 13, 2005

knobjockey

arse bandit

oliver you're such a knobjockey

by mike hunt August 19, 2003

Knobsickle

A small penis, when erect

My boyfriend has a knobsickle

by furrylampshade2543 November 9, 2009

KnobJockey

One whose illustrious attempts at doing anything fail cataclysmically resulting in the domineering dissatisfaction of others.

Whilst camping Jack and Darryll went to put the tent up, after climbing in they realsied some knobjockey forgot to pack the tent poles.

by Tigerclaw February 28, 2004