AKA penis pillow. That part of the scrotum upon which the member rests its head - between the 2 love eggs. Also that part from which it rises when it awakens.
'Tom. Are you scratching your balls?'
'No. I am plumping up my willy cushion.'
Misconceived derogatory term used to describe FLOTUS implying she has no agency and is allowed to express no thoughts or actions of her own.
The truth is she is more of a wife than a handmaid. Helping to hold down America while Donald rapes it.
Did you see ofdonald in that red dress?
A knob zombie. When you try to
reserect your cock for a second session but it only comes back to half life and won't die.
Shit man I got a Knombie last night. It was nowhere near stiff enough to get her off and I couldn't blow. There's flesh peeling off it this morning.
Having sex with a woman who is prepared to do everything for you and who is not your biological mother.
John's girlfriend really wipes his arse for him.
I know. And can you believe they also do it 5 times a week!
Wow. That woman is a mother with benefits.
Buy a
mother with benefits
mug!
The area connecting the vagina and the anus. The bridge between the 2 biffing holes.
She took it in the front and then I walked over the biffing bridge to the back. Easy traffic. Managed without Google maps.
Buy a
biffing bridge
mug!
