knobstacle

A knobstacle is a person who maliciously obstructs or otherwise prevents you from the reasonable transaction of legitimate business.

"I asked the customer service girl to transfer me to her supervisor, right? Huge mistake! Her supervisor ended up being a ginormous knobstacle who gleefully refused to refund my over-limit charge even though he could see that the merchant had refunded me $29.95 from the accidental overcharge that put me $4.95 over-limit in the first place!"

knobstacle by Mo Dixley November 12, 2009

Knobstacle

Somebody, friend or otherwise, who is oblivious to the fact they are cock-blocking you.

Dave: "Hey, what's wrong John?"
John: "I'm trying to be cool around Jess but that indie hipster guy from her economics class is a huge knobstacle."

Knobstacle by Dailyfrank March 15, 2014

Knobstacle

1. Some dickwad who gets in the way of you making progress.

2. Cockblocker.

1. I was due for a promotion, but was scuppered by a knobstacle in my office.

2. That fox in finance was definitely up for it, but that knobstacle Dave buggered it up for me.

Knobstacle by Gary The G-Dawg January 5, 2021

knobstacle

someone who becomes a knob by getting in your way

Naomi's walking to the Cafe, and a student gets in her way. She thinks to herself "What a Knobstacle?"

knobstacle by naoaro November 16, 2011

Knobstacle course 

The series of activities that a gentleman undertakes in order to partake in sexual intercourse with a phillie.

This red hot piece o' meat is takin' me right round the knobstacle course!

Knobstacle course by Your momma897 December 9, 2008

knobstacle race 

A mad dash to relieve scattered pornography and/or sexual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one's wife or girlfriend.

I thought the wife was going to be with her sister till next Friday, but she came home while I was knocking one off over her old Vogues. Jesus Christ, what a knobstacle race that was.

knobstacle race by Keith Boot May 25, 2007

Nobstacle 

A person who is/or acts like a nob and persistently gets in one's way

Nobstacle: He knew I was late for a million things, but continued flapping his gums because he's obviously the only one that 'life' happened to.

Nobstacle by the-city-winkle March 18, 2016