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Knobsickle 

My boyfriend has a knobsickle
Knobsickle by furrylampshade2543 November 9, 2009

knoblicker 

There goes that Knoblicker again.....
knoblicker by Harry Ballzannya June 27, 2005

knobsticle 

1. A big nob shaped obsticle
2. A big nob sticking out the ground
3. A mix of the above
1. "wow and he just missed that knobsticle, good old schumacher"
2. Holy shit theres a knobsticle!
3. wow theres a huge cock in the middle of the race track, ill call it a knobsticle
knobsticle by moose_juice September 24, 2005

knobicles 

It's when it is really freezing and your knob gets stuck to your balls and is very like and ice-cream
but you want go and eat now would you
"honey, you have knobicles and i don't think it will go in, lets try when its not so cold."
knobicles by Kirsty Hanvey April 1, 2008

Knobsticle 

A person that behaves like a real prat.....
Two chicks at a party......
First girl 'hey what do you think of that guy at the table?' Second girl 'ahhh yeah, he's not bad but he is acting like a knobsticle....'
Knobsticle by DarkHorses April 17, 2011

knubsicle 

a word to describe how bad someone is at something knub noob
What a knubsicle, he just stood there and got sniped!
knubsicle by CHUCKABOMB October 20, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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