knobsticle

1. A big nob shaped obsticle
2. A big nob sticking out the ground
3. A mix of the above

1. "wow and he just missed that knobsticle, good old schumacher"
2. Holy shit theres a knobsticle!
3. wow theres a huge cock in the middle of the race track, ill call it a knobsticle

by moose_juice September 24, 2005

Knobsticle

A person that behaves like a real prat.....

Two chicks at a party......
First girl 'hey what do you think of that guy at the table?' Second girl 'ahhh yeah, he's not bad but he is acting like a knobsticle....'

by DarkHorses April 17, 2011

Knobsticle Course

A person; a 'Dick-head' who goes around 'riding' the knob of as many men as possible.

Sam: Go back to the Knobsticle Course.

Raj: Whatever I love it there

Nathen: Why don't you both go together.

Sam & Raj: We would love to.

by ROFLCopter soi soi soi soi June 24, 2011

Knobstick

A person who works despite a strike is going on. Synonym: Strikebreaker, Black-Leg.

Knobsticks are employed worldwide since the 19th century, wherever workers go on strike or engage in related actions. United Kingdom laws permit strikebreaking, and courts have significantly restricted the right of unions to punish members who act as Knobsticks. In the U.S, employers enjoy the unrestricted right to permanently replace strikers with strikebreakers.

Foreigners do not steal jobs, bosses and Knobsticks do.

by John Doe sports version October 21, 2014

knobstacle

A knobstacle is a person who maliciously obstructs or otherwise prevents you from the reasonable transaction of legitimate business.

"I asked the customer service girl to transfer me to her supervisor, right? Huge mistake! Her supervisor ended up being a ginormous knobstacle who gleefully refused to refund my over-limit charge even though he could see that the merchant had refunded me $29.95 from the accidental overcharge that put me $4.95 over-limit in the first place!"

by Mo Dixley November 12, 2009

Knobstacle course

The series of activities that a gentleman undertakes in order to partake in sexual intercourse with a phillie.

This red hot piece o' meat is takin' me right round the knobstacle course!

by Your momma897 December 9, 2008

Knobstacle

Somebody, friend or otherwise, who is oblivious to the fact they are cock-blocking you.

Dave: "Hey, what's wrong John?"
John: "I'm trying to be cool around Jess but that indie hipster guy from her economics class is a huge knobstacle."

by Dailyfrank March 15, 2014