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knobsticle 

1. A big nob shaped obsticle
2. A big nob sticking out the ground
3. A mix of the above
1. "wow and he just missed that knobsticle, good old schumacher"
2. Holy shit theres a knobsticle!
3. wow theres a huge cock in the middle of the race track, ill call it a knobsticle
knobsticle by moose_juice September 24, 2005
Words you can keep

Knobsticle 

A person that behaves like a real prat.....
Two chicks at a party......
First girl 'hey what do you think of that guy at the table?' Second girl 'ahhh yeah, he's not bad but he is acting like a knobsticle....'
Knobsticle by DarkHorses April 17, 2011

Knobsticle Course

A person; a 'Dick-head' who goes around 'riding' the knob of as many men as possible.
Sam: Go back to the Knobsticle Course.

Raj: Whatever I love it there

Nathen: Why don't you both go together.

Sam & Raj: We would love to.
A person who works despite a strike is going on. Synonym: Strikebreaker, Black-Leg.

Knobsticks are employed worldwide since the 19th century, wherever workers go on strike or engage in related actions. United Kingdom laws permit strikebreaking, and courts have significantly restricted the right of unions to punish members who act as Knobsticks. In the U.S, employers enjoy the unrestricted right to permanently replace strikers with strikebreakers.
Foreigners do not steal jobs, bosses and Knobsticks do.

knobstacle

A knobstacle is a person who maliciously obstructs or otherwise prevents you from the reasonable transaction of legitimate business.
"I asked the customer service girl to transfer me to her supervisor, right? Huge mistake! Her supervisor ended up being a ginormous knobstacle who gleefully refused to refund my over-limit charge even though he could see that the merchant had refunded me $29.95 from the accidental overcharge that put me $4.95 over-limit in the first place!"
knobstacle by Mo Dixley November 12, 2009

Knobstacle course 

The series of activities that a gentleman undertakes in order to partake in sexual intercourse with a phillie.
This red hot piece o' meat is takin' me right round the knobstacle course!
Knobstacle course by Your momma897 December 9, 2008

Knobstacle

Somebody, friend or otherwise, who is oblivious to the fact they are cock-blocking you.
Dave: "Hey, what's wrong John?"
John: "I'm trying to be cool around Jess but that indie hipster guy from her economics class is a huge knobstacle."
Knobstacle by Dailyfrank March 15, 2014
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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