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You gotta be haves my bros
Hym "Because he cries when he has to wait an hour to eat a granola bar. He has to wait an hour to because his blood sugar is rollercoastering because he spend all morning fucking his staff. He's creating the problem that is effecting him and then crying about the results. Which I think is why you have to much sympathy for him. Because you all do the same thing. You create the problems you're bitching about. And then cause generates effect you throw your hands in to the air and say "WeLl GoSh! WhAtEvEr CoUlD hAvE lEaD tO tHiS tRaGeDy!? Oh My!" But I'm repeating myself... Myself, on the other hand, my problem is created by YOU. What is my problem? The aggregation and dissemination of information about me (with out my consent) that is used for the express purpose of altering my mood, behavior, and/or choices. I treated him how he behaves. You treat me in a certain manner to get me to behave. I complain? Immediate mockery. He cries like a bitch over a granola? "Oh PoOr bAbY! LeT mE sChEdUlE a SlUt To CoMe SuCk YoUr DiCk!" It's sick. It doesn't make any sense. What the fuck is wrong with you?"
Behaves by Hym Iam May 20, 2022
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.9.<.7.9.7.6.>a person who has risen suddenly to wealth or high position, especially one who behaves arrogantly<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>a person who has risen suddenly to wealth or high position, especially one who behaves arrogantly<.7.9.7.6.>.9.
.9.<.7.9.7.6.>a person who has risen suddenly to wealth or high position, especially one who behaves arrogantly<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

bible and behave 

"Netflix and chill" for Christians, or people that are religious
Do you want to bible and behave after church today?
bible and behave by pepe the froggy December 30, 2015
A guy who knows how to get things done in the most absurd ways. He is relatively smart and can be a little geeky at times. He has a ridiculous sense of humour which is not to be confused with his witty remarks . You can call him whatever you want but just don't call him late for dinner!
Bhavesh isn't wrong if no one knows what he's doing
Bhavesh by JohnDoe297 August 16, 2018

Behave yourself 

watch your behavior.
be careful what you do
Alex, you need to behave yourself at your aunt's party, or it would be the last time we go there
Behave yourself by Sina.sheikh June 20, 2011
Bhavesh is a person how can feel all the emotions of others easy . Have lots of secrets in his heart. As been crazy and enthusiastic in every work.
Like to increase difficulty in life
Bhavesh is a person how makes every one happy 😁
Bhavesh by God_of_meaning November 24, 2021
A king that was blessed by the gods and people look upto him
Hey Bhavesh ur such a Bhavesh
Bhavesh by shabadaber March 12, 2008
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