KLUTCH- A person/Thing that is in The Top Tier of Their category, And is Consistently Klutch in Crunch time. Anybody can Be klutch with a C, But only the ones that stand out can be Klutch with a K.

Kobe Bryant is so damn “Klutch”, But Paul George is Just “Clutch”.
Why is Coca-cola So God Damn “Klutch”.

KLUTCH by KLUTCHJACOB August 10, 2019

Get merch

kluting

When one visits the nightclub Klute in Durham, it is advised that this is done drunk

Are we Kluting tonight?

kluting by matty matty matty boy November 22, 2010

Get merch

Ground Klutz

A beast of Korean descent that is only able to travel on its guts or stomach. Using its legs as rudders it slowly clutters along whilst scraping its underbelly on the ground. A Ground Klutz easily evolves into a traffic slug when attempting to cross a road. Ground Klutz’s maintain a strict diet of Mc Donald's Frozen Coke and Menz Fruit Chocks; this enables the Klutz to continue its horrific hormonal educed rage. This rage is much like an EMP Missile, but instead of disabling all electronic equipment in vicinity, all nearby living creatures are Klutz upon with verbal slander, horrific claw attacks and psychological ensembles. The Klutz may also attain a bond with a victim of the opposite sex and of any species, harvesting all assets and creating a plasma shield that ensures an eternal bond against the victims will.

"Hey mummy, how come bowl's of rice can walk, oh never mind that’s a Ground Klutz with a Versace handbag. What a star! Just like Sarah Jessica Parker!"

Ground Klutz by alpinesorcery February 15, 2009

Get merch

Khutso

The word khutso means peace

I want to live in khutso, please.

Khutso by Regarding June 28, 2020

Get merch

Shuffle