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klusterfuck

A mechanical device or machine that may do it's job, but it:

-Looks like it was designed by a 5 year-old.

-Has a gazillion parts to do a simple job, with many extraneous parts that don't do anything but try to look pretty.

-Breaks down more often than not.

-Makes loud or weird movements or noises, burns up, slows down then stops in the middle of something, or generally falls apart before completing it's mission.
Man, did you see that klusterfuck of a muffler Tony put on his Toyota?
by aethernet October 2, 2007
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Klusterfuck

Mass political gatherings organized by political parties for personal gains over human lives.
A real Klusterfuck is about to happen in every single atoll
by TriskelionArmy April 9, 2021
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clusterfuck

South Sudan Civil War is a clusterfuck beyond belief.
by Comrade Dio July 30, 2020
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Blusterfuck

A grumpy old man who can't be bothered with anything, has all his life been in a bad mood, and generally, has a dark cloud over his head.
You, Mr. Smith, are an old blusterfuck! You have been in a bad mood for forty years, can't be bothered with anything, and you steal my happiness every time you darken my door.
by Fed up September 8, 2018
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clusterfuck

worse than sticking your dick in an anthill for the rest of your life
person 1: would you rather move to south sudan or have your dick stuck in an anthill for -
sam: *slathers on honey* dude that place is a clusterfuck
by itsmebeany April 5, 2021
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OMG, that room is a clusterfuck!
by Starchylde December 29, 2014
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Clusterfuck

South Sudan is a clusterfuck
by OMEGA_Mageoffire October 2, 2019
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