kluting 

When one visits the nightclub Klute in Durham, it is advised that this is done drunk

Are we Kluting tonight?

kluting by matty matty matty boy November 22, 2010

kluking 

The act of going into somebody else's house, getting drunk, and then proceeding to enter every single room in the house without discretion or prejudice. Must be done while wearing an article of clothing from South America and aggressively claiming to be an explorer.

"Dude! Billy got drunk at my house, found a poncho from Chile and went into every room in my house. He even went in the room with the sign KEEP OUT on it"
"Dude, he likes to go kluking."

kluking by Doctor Kimono April 7, 2010

klutzing 

a klutzy or clumsy action.

I sprained my ankle while klutzing down the stairs.

klutzing by Queen Klutz September 3, 2010

Kluming 

When one must purge themselves to drop weight quickly

Coach said i need to drop 5 pounds by Tuesday

I guess you'll be Kluming tonight

Kluming by clubbster August 27, 2009