kluting

When one visits the nightclub Klute in Durham, it is advised that this is done drunk

Are we Kluting tonight?

by matty matty matty boy November 22, 2010

kluking

The act of going into somebody else's house, getting drunk, and then proceeding to enter every single room in the house without discretion or prejudice. Must be done while wearing an article of clothing from South America and aggressively claiming to be an explorer.

"Dude! Billy got drunk at my house, found a poncho from Chile and went into every room in my house. He even went in the room with the sign KEEP OUT on it"
"Dude, he likes to go kluking."

by Doctor Kimono April 7, 2010

klutzing

a klutzy or clumsy action.

I sprained my ankle while klutzing down the stairs.

by Queen Klutz September 3, 2010

Kluming

When one must purge themselves to drop weight quickly

Coach said i need to drop 5 pounds by Tuesday

I guess you'll be Kluming tonight

by clubbster August 27, 2009