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Kluto 

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A more gruesome form of cock and ball torture
Man, I love Kluto
Kluto by EPICKARLSONGAMER January 29, 2024
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Kluto 

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A far more gruesome form of cock and ball torture (cbt)
'Man, I sure do some me some Kluto'
Kluto by EPICKARLSONGAMER January 29, 2024

Klutz 

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An extremely clumsy person.

(AKA me)
Person 1: *Drops something* I'm so sorry! I am such a klutz!
Person 2: Don't worry, it's fine!
Klutz by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

KLUTCH 

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KLUTCH- A person/Thing that is in The Top Tier of Their category, And is Consistently Klutch in Crunch time. Anybody can Be klutch with a C, But only the ones that stand out can be Klutch with a K.
Kobe Bryant is so damn “Klutch”, But Paul George is Just “Clutch”.
Why is Coca-cola So God Damn “Klutch”.
KLUTCH by KLUTCHJACOB August 10, 2019

klukow 

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to achieve sexual satisfaction by rubbing your knob between a woman's butt cheeks--often because she won't do anything else with you. The woman is usually bored, and would normally be trying to do something else while you finish your business.
Stacie wouldn't sleep with him, but she used to let him klukow her while she flipped through a magazine. I can't believe he let that situation exist for two whole years.
klukow by sguire August 21, 2012

kluting 

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When one visits the nightclub Klute in Durham, it is advised that this is done drunk
Are we Kluting tonight?
kluting by matty matty matty boy November 22, 2010
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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minimap 

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Friend 1: Minimap
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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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