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A more gruesome form of cock and ball torture
Man, I love Kluto
Kluto by EPICKARLSONGAMER January 29, 2024
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Kluto • klutz • klutch • klut • Klute • klutzy • Kutos • Klito • Klutching • kultoliko
A far more gruesome form of cock and ball torture (cbt)
'Man, I sure do some me some Kluto'
Kluto by EPICKARLSONGAMER January 29, 2024
An extremely clumsy person.

(AKA me)
Person 1: *Drops something* I'm so sorry! I am such a klutz!
Person 2: Don't worry, it's fine!
Klutz by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016
KLUTCH- A person/Thing that is in The Top Tier of Their category, And is Consistently Klutch in Crunch time. Anybody can Be klutch with a C, But only the ones that stand out can be Klutch with a K.
Kobe Bryant is so damn “Klutch”, But Paul George is Just “Clutch”.
Why is Coca-cola So God Damn “Klutch”.
KLUTCH by KLUTCHJACOB August 10, 2019
to achieve sexual satisfaction by rubbing your knob between a woman's butt cheeks--often because she won't do anything else with you. The woman is usually bored, and would normally be trying to do something else while you finish your business.
Stacie wouldn't sleep with him, but she used to let him klukow her while she flipped through a magazine. I can't believe he let that situation exist for two whole years.
klukow by sguire August 21, 2012
When one visits the nightclub Klute in Durham, it is advised that this is done drunk
Are we Kluting tonight?
kluting by matty matty matty boy November 22, 2010
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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