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Nigerian slang use primarily by African parents meaning, "What is wrong?" or "What is up?"
"Ah ah, kilote? What is going on, boy?"
Kilote by hfweufhefuwe June 18, 2018
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A lifestyle pertaining to living fast and easy, while staying cool and collected at the same time. Knoteef is used mainly as an adjective to describe an action or event that was or will be the equivalent to a great night. The origins of knoteef are unknown, but speculation links it to southern Louisiana.
Man this party has been so knoteef.
Are you kidding me? this entire night has been knoteef!
knoteef by The State Street Survivor September 18, 2009
Hes the best person in the world, i so want his cock in my mouth, i looked at his sogamed page, like wow!
i am sucking his cock right now
kintek by leetGURLS`kristie June 20, 2003
A self minded, smart, out going guy, he always smiles and loves his friends. He can make any girl like him with his amazing personality, he’s nice, caring and loving and any girl would be lucky to have him. He’s very short but still athletic and strong.
Kionte is soooo sweet.
Kionte by Cameron1080 June 3, 2018

kinternet 

Part of the internet supply that is used especially by younger people, e.g. teeny chat rooms and childish you-tube vids. Most juveniles go on the kinternet after having returned home from school or kindergarten and after having received clearence to do so from parents with beginning ability to read and write.
Hop-o-my-thumb: May I watch Sponge-Bob on tv, Mum?

Mum: Are you crazy?

Hop-o-my-thumb: You are so bad, mum. Yesterday I wanted to watch Tele-tubbies and you did not allow. I hate you!

Mum: ok, ok, you may go on the kinternet then.
kinternet by Manfy Sauty January 17, 2008
leckeres Gebäck bei Aldi

kann man sich in der Hofpause kurz gönnen
Benett: Hast du Hunger
Michelle: Oui
Benett: Lass Knoten holen
Knoten by Zivilcourage August 29, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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