kinternet

Part of the internet supply that is used especially by younger people, e.g. teeny chat rooms and childish you-tube vids. Most juveniles go on the kinternet after having returned home from school or kindergarten and after having received clearence to do so from parents with beginning ability to read and write.

Hop-o-my-thumb: May I watch Sponge-Bob on tv, Mum?

Mum: Are you crazy?

Hop-o-my-thumb: You are so bad, mum. Yesterday I wanted to watch Tele-tubbies and you did not allow. I hate you!

Mum: ok, ok, you may go on the kinternet then.

by Manfy Sauty January 17, 2008

Strongest Army On The Internet

The strongest army on the internet, being Greg, this is the only time you can look this up.

(A reference from Danny Gonzalez, Youtuber)

Yeah, Greg is the strongest army on the internet! Also, don't look that up.

by zuccsucc May 24, 2018

Strongest Army On The Internet

The strongest army on the internet, would be Greg. (yes, this is a Danny Gonzalez reference)

Subscribe to become a part of the strongest army on the internet, Greg... don't look that up

by Carl_TheLlama March 30, 2019

Strongest Army On The Internet

Greg is the strongest army on the internet. If you are one of Greg, you are immune to all diseases and you will live forever.

(Danny Gonzalez is the owner of the army. He is the reincarnation of Jesus.)

Guy 1: Are you part of Greg?
Guy 2: I'm not. What is Greg?
Guy 1: Greg is the strongest army on the internet. You will be immortal if you join Greg. The only thing you have to give up is your oil and tobacco.

by greg4life November 12, 2018

internet sex symbol

arataka reigen, the finest man alive

(a character from mob psycho 100)

person 1: wow have you heard of the internet sex symbol??
person 2: yeah reigen's so sexy am i right??

by perseus69 September 5, 2021

Internet points

An often ironic synonym for the upvotes/likes you can get on various websites. "Internet points" is often used to point out that these have no real value, and craving for likes is pretty useless.

"Look, my post got over 1000 Upvotes!"

"Your Internet points won't pay the bills, Jim."

by Sabulan March 25, 2019

Experimental Internet Gas

This is an absolutely baffling term originating from Marvel's New Warrior's comic reboot. The experimental internet gas gave a character called Screentime (a meme-obsessed teen superhero - literally) his special powers after his grandfather made the gas. This is a legit Marvel creation.

What.

"A Meme-Obsessed super teen whose brain became connected to the internet after becoming exposed to his grandfather’s “experimental internet gas.” Now he can see augmented reality and real-time maps, and can instantly Google any fact. Does this make him effectively a genius? He sure acts like it does."

by Clockwork Caracal March 19, 2020