inferno tower

firy boi who can melt your lvl 10 golem in seconds or eliminate your 37846 loons instantly

Wow I´m TH 10 what I am going to build?

Inferno Tower of course

by Zivilcourage January 23, 2021

No

Yesn´t

Yes

No

by Zivilcourage August 29, 2020

Madame Hart

The type of french teacher who gives homework and copies work cheats until you die

lol

Michail: Wow she copied this paper 3 times for everyone
Mark: What a Madame Hart

by Zivilcourage August 29, 2020

ich hab deine mutter in oarsch gefickt

best german thing to say when you’re loosing an argument

“I’ve won in the lottery recently!” “Who” “Me” “No, who asked” “Ich hab deine Mutter in oarsch gefickt”

by Zivilcourage January 23, 2021

handtuch

German thing you can use to reserve your daybed on Mallorca

“Can I use this daybed pls?” “No can’t u see my Handtuch?” “Ok, I’m sorry” “sprich deutsch du Hurensohn”

by Zivilcourage January 23, 2021

sprich deutsch du hurensohn

A phrase used by germans with Ehre

Where is the next train station?

sprich deutsch du hurensohn

by Zivilcourage August 29, 2020

Malle

The favorite German place for vacation and Absturz

“Hey men where do you want to go in summer break?” “To Malle of course” “nice we could listen there to Helene Fischer and have a kritischer Alkoholkonsum”

by Zivilcourage January 23, 2021