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Kionte is someone who's not very cool but is dating someone very cool somehow
wow that loser must be a kionte his girl is mega cool
Kionte by kiontedoesntsuck August 4, 2021
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Kionte Is A Hoe
Mannn That Boy Is A Kionte.
Kionte by fuckkiontebitchass January 17, 2017

Dirty kionte 

The act of stuffing a bowl in your partners anal cavity then eating cheezitz and water out of it while they shart (a fart and a shit)
Hey burnt chickey nuggs lets make Gabe do a dirty kionte on elliot
Dirty kionte by Jettyboyyy June 12, 2020

Kontebonker 

Kontebonker is an insult and it literally means "assbanger" in Dutch. Kont means ass or butt and bonker means banger. The word kontebonker is mostly used to say that a person is gay.
That guy looks so queer... Yep, he definitely is a kontebonker.
Kontebonker by Ryuuketsu February 19, 2011
Short for "Kontol dan Seks" (Cock and Sex) in Indonesian
Person 1: Hey, can i got some konteks?

Person 2: Yeah dude here's kontol dan seks
Konteks by cocsec February 11, 2021

Kotex Kontessa 

A woman who uses her menstrual cycle to justify her cantankerous nature, A female who loves to find negativity in any situation, and or lacks a sense of humor. A female that purposely causes drama.
"Man, no matter what I do for this broad, she ain't ever happy, she's just a Kotex Kontessa". " Kotex Kontessa ruined my evening when she showed up at my homie's crib drunk , talkin shit"
Kotex Kontessa by JTeezyVZ February 5, 2021
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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