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keyboard mash 

The most sophisticated way of expressing a mind fuck on instant messaging. Expressed after viewing something that just makes you go "heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78" or similar. Mostly expressed after viewing such things as 2girls1cup or goatse.
keyboard mash: heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78
keyboard mash by mb500 December 17, 2009
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The Keyboard Mash 

The greatest possible expression of frustration short of bestial snarling.

Also the only word in the English language that can legitimately include numbers and be spelt any way you please.
The Keyboard Mash in use:

"Why are you so adsfl;kjqearlf;jking stupid?!"

"389uy4r89w34yhegoiahrg9024t90"

"asdf;lkad;glaf!"

"&hy&%^78Hn"
The Keyboard Mash by Jessica Ellen October 20, 2008

gay keyboard mashing 

when someone finds something funny and replies with random keyboard mashing rather than saying lmao or lol to show they're amused
mostly gays, preteens, or tumblr users use this tactic (or sometimes all three)
Gail: yo i fell down the stairs again
Sara: gGgHDGGDHShhhhdgdskskKDH
Gail: what the fuck was that
Sara: gay keyboard mashing
Gail: oh

Keyboard Mashing 

Keyboard Mashing is, essentially the result of someone mashing their keyboard in certain circumstances. Such as in times of frustration, anger, boredom, an attempt to relieve stress or due to a violent spasm in the typist's hands and arms. This generally occurs in chatrooms or on chat programs, such as MSN, IRC, AIM etc.
RandomMSNnick #1 says:
Hey dude, what've you been up to today?

RandomMSNnick #2 says:
fghjfghjas da874r

RandomMSNnick #1 says:
Been that kinda day, huh? Ain't seen you Keyboard Mashing in a while..
Keyboard Mashing by Iron_Demon October 8, 2005

Keyboard Mashed

]Keyboard mashed]
Very useful to confusing friends into thinking you've had a stroke.
For example:
"Dude you ok? why'd you say that in chat"
"I Keyboard mashed"
Keyboard Mashed by Yermy May 11, 2020

keyboardmash 

Keyboardmash (ing) is a style of typing employed by the larger public, it is equivalent to the result of most people opening their mouths. To keyboard mash you simply hit random keys in rapid succesion.
*dffgoih 34487gh 458uyh efgoihbdffo iuhb g0987h ervgihbqe78hffpiug h0qe9riurth iu*

Keyboardmash (ed)
keyboardmash by D00m_l0rd May 24, 2008

Keyboardmanship 

• Just like penmanship, but it is the quality or style of typing.

• Some people use proper punctuation and grammar when they type and some don’t.
• John and Sarah types in all capital letters. They have the same keyboardmanship.
• Benny likes to tweet in all small letters. It's his keyboardmanship.
• “Oh my God everyone, I cried.”
“omg guys,, im cry,,” are examples of two different keyboardmanships.
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