walled in the status

When you have a Facebook Wall-to-Wall with someone and due to Facebook's new complicated homepage layout, you write your wall comment in the "What's on your mind?" box, exposing everyone to the conversation.
Oh damn. I walled in my status again. Ugh. How lame.

I wish I hadn't walled in the status. Now it's public knowledge that I had anal with Ja'mie.
by Mb500 March 26, 2009
mugGet the walled in the statusmug.

Google says

When you Google something and it comes out with an answer. Due to the awesome power of Google, what it says is 99.99% right.
Google says Berlin is the capital of Germany.
by Mb500 April 01, 2009
mugGet the Google saysmug.

facebook rage

When a person getting angry at another person for interrupting their Facebook time.
Matt: "Hey Mike, wanna go out?"
Mike: "FUCK OFF MAN. I'm on Facebook."
Matt: "You should get off Facebook soon Mike. You're getting bad Facebook rage."
by Mb500 February 21, 2009
mugGet the facebook ragemug.

de-vista-ed

When Windows Vista is removed from a computer that is being crippled by its presence, for replacement for the stable and "much lighter" Windows XP.
My netbook is working so much faster since I de-vista-ed it and put XP on it.
by Mb500 March 02, 2009
mugGet the de-vista-edmug.

keyboard mash

The most sophisticated way of expressing a mind fuck on instant messaging. Expressed after viewing something that just makes you go "heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78" or similar. Mostly expressed after viewing such things as 2girls1cup or goatse.
keyboard mash: heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78
by mb500 December 17, 2009
mugGet the keyboard mashmug.

like etiquette

The action of clicking the "Like" button on someone's status on Facebook in return for them pressing the "Like" button on your status.
Me: Damn it why did John have to like my status? Now I have to like his about him finding out he has herpes because of like etiquette.
by Mb500 March 28, 2009
mugGet the like etiquettemug.

SFT

Sympathy Fuck Trophy.

The award given to the worst person on the team to make them feel better.
Coach: We'll give the award to Timmy. He tries so hard to get better but I'm still giving him the SFT.
by Mb500 March 26, 2009
mugGet the SFTmug.