keyboardmash 

Keyboardmash (ing) is a style of typing employed by the larger public, it is equivalent to the result of most people opening their mouths. To keyboard mash you simply hit random keys in rapid succesion.

*dffgoih 34487gh 458uyh efgoihbdffo iuhb g0987h ervgihbqe78hffpiug h0qe9riurth iu*

Keyboardmash (ed)

keyboardmash by D00m_l0rd May 24, 2008

The Keyboard Mash 

The greatest possible expression of frustration short of bestial snarling.

Also the only word in the English language that can legitimately include numbers and be spelt any way you please.

The Keyboard Mash in use:

"Why are you so adsfl;kjqearlf;jking stupid?!"

"389uy4r89w34yhegoiahrg9024t90"

"asdf;lkad;glaf!"

"&hy&%^78Hn"

The Keyboard Mash by Jessica Ellen October 20, 2008

Keyboardmania

Another game in Konami's Bemani series. Cancelled at 3rd Mix. The controller used is a two-octave Yamaha keyboard for each player, witch a pitch lever on the left or right side. Not as hard as Beatmania IIDX, but still a lot of fun. Links to Guitar Freaks and Drummania up through Guitar Freaks 6/Drummania 5.

"Keyboardmania is a fun game."

Keyboardmania by crono June 28, 2003

keyboardasm 

An overwhelming sensation of pleasure that a person experiences while typing something that they feel is particularly brilliant, original, poignant or funny. The satisfaction and elation is the opposite of feelings associated with writer's block.

Typing furiously on her computer, the author experienced a keyboardasm when she realized that she had perfectly expressed with words the exact feeling and emotion that she had hoped to convey.

keyboardasm by Buzz Writeyear January 15, 2008

Keyboardmanship 

• Just like penmanship, but it is the quality or style of typing.

• Some people use proper punctuation and grammar when they type and some don’t.

• John and Sarah types in all capital letters. They have the same keyboardmanship.
• Benny likes to tweet in all small letters. It's his keyboardmanship.
• “Oh my God everyone, I cried.”
“omg guys,, im cry,,” are examples of two different keyboardmanships.

Keyboardmanship by Cesfranfredwil June 28, 2020

Keyboardsmash 

to describe the phenomena of when there are just no words, but something is still appreciated.

1: "OMG! gljhfvjhlgv"
2: "What's that?"
1: "Keyboardsmash. No words can describe how awesome that was."

Keyboardsmash by Alethia-mi-chii November 2, 2010

keyboard mash 

The most sophisticated way of expressing a mind fuck on instant messaging. Expressed after viewing something that just makes you go "heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78" or similar. Mostly expressed after viewing such things as 2girls1cup or goatse.

keyboard mash: heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78

keyboard mash by mb500 December 17, 2009