kemster

To have weak memes

Grace is a kemster.

by MemsterKemster January 20, 2017

Kester’s Balls

A term used to denote signs of depression and complete hatred for sports;Volleyball and recreational Volleyball

Gabriel:”Hey,are you going for the friendly tomorrow?”
Chester:”Nah fam,I got kester’s balls”

by Crayson February 8, 2019

Khaleesi Keister

A perfect arse

An arse that defies gravity

Not too big, not too small, not flat, perfectly round

She has a khaleesi Keister

by Big Poppa Mills December 8, 2020

soupy keister

An anus filled with mushed feces.
Am asshole that was never wiped and is filled with excrement with the consistency of thick soup.

Diarrhea Butt.

I Can’t just use tissue or a wet wipe, I need to shower to clean this soupy keister.

by Fatman Slim March 2, 2022

Kimster

Nickname of Formula 1 driver Kimi Raikkonen, commonly used by F1 announcer David Hobbes of the SPEED network. Raikkonen, or the Kimster, currently drives for Scuderia Ferrari Marlboro and is a perennial contender in the F1 World Driver's Championship.

Another magnificent drive here at Spa from the Kimster!

by Dustinthewind October 15, 2007

Keistering

To hide or smuggle items in ones anus

Goodman figured keistering the dildo would be just the trick to avoid detection by store security

by KC Is A Knob Gobbler April 21, 2009

keyster

a verb for storing contraband in your rectum, common in prison

“I don’t understand how there’s so much drugs in the prisons. How do they get it all in?” Gemma asked.
“Mostly keystering.”
“What’s that?”
“It’s packed in balloons or condoms. The vistors insert them into their bodies, take them out during the visits and the prisoners insert them into their bodies at visitation. Women visitors have two places they can insert them, and men one. A prisoner who can store a lot inside himself is called a mule. He’ll get paid by the gangs to receive drugs through visitation. Sometimes the packages burst and the mule dies of an overdose or is hospitalised.”
-from Jonsjailjournal

by Shaun Attwood May 14, 2008