Keistering

To hide or smuggle items in ones anus

Goodman figured keistering the dildo would be just the trick to avoid detection by store security

keistered

To smuggle or conceal in ones anus. To hide a foreign substance in ones rectum.

by Joeseph Campbell April 21, 2006

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

to keister a sack of cocaine.

by Anthony and Gilbert September 05, 2004

1. what you need to get up off of...

2. bulbous enclosure of fat located at the back of the bus, can be used as a floatation device in the event of an emergency.

get off your damn keister and get in the game

by ob1 March 30, 2004

(also keester, keyster, kiester, or kister)

1. the buttocks

2. a suitcase that opens up into a display of goods

3. a rear pants pocket

4. a safe

He got shot in the keister.

by Light Joker August 12, 2005

Use the lower portion of your digestive system as a storage bin for contraband

Carl had to keister a half-kilo of coke in order to clear customs from Columbia.

by Cass July 13, 2005