Kimster

Nickname of Formula 1 driver Kimi Raikkonen, commonly used by F1 announcer David Hobbes of the SPEED network. Raikkonen, or the Kimster, currently drives for Scuderia Ferrari Marlboro and is a perennial contender in the F1 World Driver's Championship.

Another magnificent drive here at Spa from the Kimster!

by Dustinthewind October 15, 2007

Alex kister

Super nice and cool person!!!!!! 👍👍👍👍

Oh no!!!!!!!!! I don't know what Alex kister means
Oh i know hold up😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

by horrogamefan March 22, 2022

kiester bunny

Is the magical creature that brings gifts to those in prison. Via ones ass.

One prisoner says to the other, I can wait to see what the Kiester Bunny brings me today.

by Prison Pall May 19, 2009

Kipster

Communist hipster, someone who adores communism and combines it with his or her hipster lifestyle.

Oh that guy Nikola, he's such a kipster. Listening to Arcade Fire and wearing Che Guevara t-shirts.

by RedVC January 30, 2014

kiester-egg hunt

a mixture of the act of kiestering and a classic game of Easter egg hunting. It is a game where people go into a public place like a restaurant and have paid 5 random ppl to kiester a boiled egg up their ass. The players of the game do not know which ppl in the restaurant have an egg up their ass so they have to go from person to person shoving their hand up their assholes. Once all the eggs are collected or all the contestants have been arrested,,,the person with the most eggs is the winner. This game is used as an act of initiation to a club or to a fraternity.

Bro: Hey bro did you go to that kiester-egg hunt last weekend?

Other Bro: Yeah bro I was doing pretty well until i got tasered with my arm half way up an old ladies ass crack.

Bro: Damn bro, so a kiester egg hunt could be defined as a friendly Easter egg hunt involving kiestered eggs and assholes?
Other bro: yeah pretty much

by skippingsloth April 27, 2015

Kipster

A person that wears a small hat resembling a kippa and thus sees him/or herself as a hipster.

That guys is such a wannabe hipster.
Yeah! He is a total kipster.

by Kipster101 October 23, 2015

Kiestering

In prison, kiestering smuggling in the ass usually accounts for a small portion of the contraband. Most inmates only kiester something if they are coming through Visiting or from outside the prison. Once they are inside they don't have to worry as much about being strip searched since they are often just given a pat-down so the need to kiester is less important.

Kiestering isn't fun, Once i hard a hunting knife up their.

by J-DOGG JR September 20, 2008