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An African version of the national holiday Easter. Usually involves a ritual with 3 or more participants to commence.
by bbianco11 May 19, 2018
Get the Keaster mug.The act of inserting your testicles inside of your anus. They are then pooped out and colored, just in time for easter.
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Get the keaster creeper mug.A dangerously deranged sexual act that involves rubbing a line of chili powder under your partner’s nose during anal sex. At the peak moment, just before climax, you shove their face into the pillow, pushing the chili powder into their nostrils, and triggering the sneeze of doom.
The resulting nasal eruption causes their anus to clench like a hydraulic vice, making you nut with the force of a small explosive.
The resulting nasal eruption causes their anus to clench like a hydraulic vice, making you nut with the force of a small explosive.
“She asked me to do the Sneezing Keaster. I brought chili powder and a helmet.”
“It’s not just spicy food that burns—trust me.”
“It’s not just spicy food that burns—trust me.”
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