keaster 

put in your ass to hide or hold...

where do you stash your dope when your driving? i keaster it...

keaster by mrfnk November 21, 2009

keaster 

ass, or old hairy man.

he got shot right in the keaster

keaster by mitchell keast May 30, 2005

Keaster 

An African version of the national holiday Easter. Usually involves a ritual with 3 or more participants to commence.

Hey Ezekiel ready for Keaster!?

Keaster by bbianco11 May 19, 2018

keaster eggs 

The act of inserting your testicles inside of your anus. They are then pooped out and colored, just in time for easter.

He left with keaster eggs after his girlfriend called and made him leave the party.

keaster eggs by Squabblewabbler April 12, 2015

keaster creeper 

gay termonlogy for someone creeping around anothers ass or keaster

DUDE!!QUIT BEING A KEASTER CREEPER!!!!


man that guy over there is a total keaster creeper

keaster creeper by tbaginz01 February 11, 2009

The Sneezing Keaster 

A dangerously deranged sexual act that involves rubbing a line of chili powder under your partner’s nose during anal sex. At the peak moment, just before climax, you shove their face into the pillow, pushing the chili powder into their nostrils, and triggering the sneeze of doom.

The resulting nasal eruption causes their anus to clench like a hydraulic vice, making you nut with the force of a small explosive.

“She asked me to do the Sneezing Keaster. I brought chili powder and a helmet.”

“It’s not just spicy food that burns—trust me.”

The Sneezing Keaster by MrBlight June 3, 2025

Kester’s Balls

A term used to denote signs of depression and complete hatred for sports;Volleyball and recreational Volleyball

Gabriel:”Hey,are you going for the friendly tomorrow?”
Chester:”Nah fam,I got kester’s balls”

Kester’s Balls by Crayson February 8, 2019