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A Kelon is a male that is chill and enjoys being alone, shy at first but when you get to know him he is one of the best people you could meet, he is very optimistic and loves to be right and will fight a point even if he I proven wrong. Kelon is usually a good friend to have and is usually the one to suffer the consequences of fake friends.Kelon is a great relationship partner that is very supportive understanding and open about his feelings. He is also someone who is very trustworthy, kind and can make you laugh any day of your life Get a Kelon in your life today
You got a Kelon that's awesome
Kelon by Icemanlolipop October 1, 2018
Related Words
kelong • Klong • Keling • Kalong • Kalonga • keaongela • kelogish • Kelon • kelonte • keonggan
A horse/donkey dick that can be seen from a far.
The preschooler was knocked out shortly after he was badonked up side the head by an alpha donkeys klongus.
Klongus by Klongus September 4, 2020

Keongfusion

Exaggerated and gratuitous adoption of gargantuan technical jargon leading to epistemological bewilderment and disorientation.

Confusion but of a higher level.
I thought I knew, but after talking to her, I just got more and more keongfusion.
Keongfusion by nnihilist February 13, 2021

keong kan 

keong kan is the abbr for ki(go) ho(let) lang(people) kan(fuck). It can be used as adjective or noun.
adjective: You very keong kan, instead of attending lecture, you were playing games at home.

noun: You keong kan la, how dare you seduce my girlfriend!
keong kan by Thamby May 19, 2005
When I saw the flashing lights in my rearview mirror, I felt an instant klong.
klong by Cris Alexander February 14, 2004

keaongela 

A very beautiful girl full of life.keeps a smile on people's faces solve people's problem if you meet a keaongela you are very lucky she loves purple and has very beautiful brown skin with a BIG BOOTY! and pretty eye's
dang! you go out with a keaongela!?

keaongela is very pretty.

that gurl keaongela sure as a big booty!

keaongela loves purple.
keaongela by keykey777 July 28, 2011
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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