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A term used in Singapore / Malaysia to indicate cheating, to achieve an objective by non appropriate means.
A football game between two teams has been fixed such that Team A will win, even before the game commences. Team A has 'kelong' the game.
kelong by Fake_PMLee July 29, 2011
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A Kelon is a male that is chill and enjoys being alone, shy at first but when you get to know him he is one of the best people you could meet, he is very optimistic and loves to be right and will fight a point even if he I proven wrong. Kelon is usually a good friend to have and is usually the one to suffer the consequences of fake friends.Kelon is a great relationship partner that is very supportive understanding and open about his feelings. He is also someone who is very trustworthy, kind and can make you laugh any day of your life Get a Kelon in your life today
You got a Kelon that's awesome
Kelon by Icemanlolipop October 1, 2018
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kelong Klong Keling Kalong Kalonga keaongela kelogish Kelon kelonte keonggan
A horse/donkey dick that can be seen from a far.
The preschooler was knocked out shortly after he was badonked up side the head by an alpha donkeys klongus.
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Keongfusion

Exaggerated and gratuitous adoption of gargantuan technical jargon leading to epistemological bewilderment and disorientation.

Confusion but of a higher level.
I thought I knew, but after talking to her, I just got more and more keongfusion.
Keongfusion by nnihilist February 13, 2021

keong kan 

keong kan is the abbr for ki(go) ho(let) lang(people) kan(fuck). It can be used as adjective or noun.
adjective: You very keong kan, instead of attending lecture, you were playing games at home.

noun: You keong kan la, how dare you seduce my girlfriend!
keong kan by Thamby May 19, 2005
A rush of fecal matter to the heart.
When I saw the flashing lights in my rearview mirror, I felt an instant klong.
klong by Cris Alexander February 14, 2004

keaongela 

A very beautiful girl full of life.keeps a smile on people's faces solve people's problem if you meet a keaongela you are very lucky she loves purple and has very beautiful brown skin with a BIG BOOTY! and pretty eye's
dang! you go out with a keaongela!?

keaongela is very pretty.

that gurl keaongela sure as a big booty!

keaongela loves purple.
keaongela by keykey777 July 28, 2011
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