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It's hot. It's crowded. It's small. It's home.
Guy 1: So, is Singapore a city, town, state, or country?
Guy 2: All of the above.
by apu the monkey March 29, 2011
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5 types of climate: hot, very hot, damn its freakin' hot, wow look roast human char siew all over the streets!, otherwise.

4 common interest among all typical Singaporeans: Food, glorious food! Shopping, Welcome to the Great Singapore Sale! Toto/4D, come Saturday Sunday.. will I win? (bai liu li bai hui bu hui kai), Education - "Boy AH! u finish tuition homework liao or not! Later got piano lesson! AIYO! Your spelling learn already anot?!"

3 MRT lines: North South line, East West line, North East line

2 hours(approx): is needed to travel from one end to another end of Singapore.

1 common language: Singlish "See liao lah... What you want?" "SCUSE"
by yalayala June 14, 2004
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A really, really tiny country who people from America think is part of China. Also, it is one of the countries that practice hybrid democracy because it is not exactly democracy if the same political party, PAP has ruled for so long. Also, it's a really cool place for nightlife and is building more cooler buildings than Dubai. Lastly, really dependent on other countries as it is too small to get natural resources. NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER EVEN EXPERIENCED A NATURAL DISASTER NOT EVEN A SHAKE!!!!!
Bob: Hey, let's go to Singapore
Tom: Yeah and while we are it, we should captain the Titanic too!!!!
by Anon 1247 January 28, 2011
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A country that you should give a chance to before making any snide comments about it.

Despite being a tiny 647km island surrounded by water, and despite all the negativity for its reputation of having too many restrictions, Singapore is actually a stable and safe country with great food and harmonious people.

If you don't care too much about politics, and would like to live in a place where jogging on the street at 4am is actually plausible without you getting mobbed, Singapore is a great choice to consider.
If you travel across the causeway from Malaysia and suddenly find yourself on spotlessly clean streets, then, welcome to Singapore.
by Kitera October 23, 2007
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A country where economic prosperity and near-zero political freedom coexist, while death penalty and incorruptibility are being practiced.
That zero-resources Singapore has survived and thrived, since it was booted out of Malaysia half a century ago, is nothing short of a miracle.
by MathPlus123 July 19, 2016
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1) Indonesian President: Little red dot
2) Taiwan Minister: Booger
3) Americans and all other Caucasians: Somewhere In China
4) Malaysians: How do i get my citizenship?





5) me: when you're dead
Mahatir: Whomever wants to defect can try swimming across...
by Abel Bong March 31, 2005
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a country where you can get penalised for virtually anything,even chewing gums.But otherwise a great place with lots of delicious foods and shopping places.The living conditions aren't too shabby either,if you can stand hot and humid climate that is.
Singapore is a 'fine' country yes it is!
(fine refering to monetary one)
by hubba x February 19, 2005
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