kan

Slang for vagina. Also, a name given to men of Chinese descent. Goes well with the name 'Wang'

Put your wang in my kan.

by Kan Wang January 23, 2005

kan

Female genitalia in a derogatory sense.

That guy's a f*cking kan!

by Whodo May 06, 2003

kan

Also a term for the dribble of brown juice that you can often see slipping out of a well-shagged teenage male's arse.

I got Joseph really drunk on Friday, and when he passed out, i slipped it to his tea-towel holder. Boy did i laugh when i pulled out and saw that he'd Kanned his boxers.

by Scouse-lover. May 06, 2003

kan

the coolest. most goayed person in the world
has the largest. fucking nails. a literal demon irl with claws

Wow, you should ask kan. He has the claws of satan.

by xkaneo February 04, 2021

kan

An incredibly wet, smelly, black fat shit. Often produced in a steady stream after consumption of 7 pints of guinness the night before.

Good lord, vicar - you've got a case of the kan today!

by Anonymous May 06, 2003

Kan

The shorter way of saying anything, mostly the meaning is, “I told you so but you never listened.”

English: “See? I told you right. That was a horrible idea. You never listened to me. Look what you have done.”

Indonesian: “Kan.”

by Shén March 08, 2023

Kan

Ancient chinese surname given only to a select few who possessed great wisdom, knowledge, and foresight.
Chosen one. One who knows.

Mr. Kan, Ms.Kan, Mrs. Kan, Dr. Kan

by urbancorrection October 24, 2011