klong 

A rush of fecal matter to the heart.

When I saw the flashing lights in my rearview mirror, I felt an instant klong.

klong by Cris Alexander February 14, 2004

klong 

The name given to a loss of clear speech due to use/abuse of ketamine. Combines an existing loss of ability to put together a sentence with the slurring of words. Sufferers will find it very hard to "spit out" words.

Magically rhymes with "bong" and can be used to turn marijuana references into ketamine references.

Word is likely derived from the combination of 'k' and 'langue', the french word for tongue.

I had mad klong when I was talking to her last night.

Hits from the klong!

klong by snubbyy June 8, 2009

Klong 

old African-American and southern slang for a treatment to de-kink hair, if one's hair is curly or kinky and one wants to de-kink it. Usually applied to an African-American's hair.

She went and got a klong treatment and her hair, now it's all straight and proper and she looks great!

Klong by Leroy November 24, 2003

Klong 

Klong : Something that is so utterly better than something else that it obliterates it. Inspired by the sound "Klong!" of the thing that is being Klonged being crushed under a One Ton Metal Weight dropped on top of it.

Can refer to upgrades, or best of class.

"Heroes series 4 is so tired and uninspired. That new show Flash Forward just totally Klonged it!"

"I thought my last girlfriend was hot but you totally Klonged her"

Very similar to the term "Shits all over"

Klong by sharkswithfrickenlaserbeams October 2, 2009

Klong 

An AI with a mental disease (or defective)

That odd one there, it's a klong.

Klong by Nhilrhim January 14, 2020

Klonopinions

When a person has taken Klonopin and has very strong opinions about various subjects, but these strong opinions keep changing as the night goes on because the person cannot remember what he or she was talking about.

Joey had so many klonopinions last night that I had to leave the Lag Wagon show early. Joey Cape is very Klonopinionated

Klonopinions by Fat Mike of NOFX June 15, 2015

to hong kong 

Korean saying for making someone climax during oral sex. Like Americans say "I'm gonna rock your world", Koreans use "I'll take you to Hong Kong".

Yoongi: Whether it be men or women, my flexible tongue movements will send them to Hong Kong with my raps.

to hong kong by etherealkiiid September 14, 2016