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Keling
refers to any Indians in Malaysia. They were called "Kelings" in the olden days. The word Keling came from the sound that their bangles made which they wore around their hands.
Keling by Keling Kia February 22, 2008
Keling
When one climbs through the back of a carcass of a recently deceased beached whale and climb up to the blow hole then jumping out with fireworks attached to your arms
Skeleton Keying
Based on the Kate Hudson movie Skeleton Key, in which an old lady steals her youth, skeleton keying is when you and your friend are both deservedly hungover, and suddenly one friend begins to feel much better, and the other friend much worse. The friend that is feeling better is 'skeleton keying' the other, or stealing their essence.
Alex, a minute ago I was fine, now I can't get off of the floor, and you're suggesting we walk to McDonalds? How are you feeling better, are you skeleton keying me?
Skeleton Keying by Dirtyytroll May 17, 2018
Klingele
Noun, adjective - A lifestyle of the highest pleasures. An easy life of wealth and privilege. Usually preceded by "life of", as in life of Klingele. Sometimes abbreviated as LOK.
kelina
Kelina is a girl that is very special in every way she can make you smile but don't get on her bad side for she can make you wish you where never alive she is so beautiful all the guys want her she does not wear much make up for that she is very natural she has a sassy but sweet attitude she will be your best friend kelinas are very hard to find but when you find one you will love her even if you do not know it yet
kelina by Itsyoboiiskinnypenis June 21, 2017
Klingon Promotion
Advancing your career by exploiting or causing the death or misfortune of your superior.
Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.
Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.
Mason takes his boss skydiving looking for a klingon promotion.
IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.
IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.
Klingon Promotion by UDTaco April 28, 2010
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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