Klongus

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A horse/donkey dick that can be seen from a far.

The preschooler was knocked out shortly after he was badonked up side the head by an alpha donkeys klongus.

Klongus by Klongus September 4, 2020

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Krongus

A absolute meme Lord, always banging chicks and playing Club penguin. When he comes around, hide your mother.

Wow, krongus banged my mom while playing Club penguin last night

Krongus by Krongus_69_420 September 8, 2019

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Klongus • Klongis • klungus • koongus • Krongus • Köln Gusher Effect

koongus

the crusty kid in the back of the bus playing garbage rap music on their blue tooth speaker

god i’m sucking of listening to that koongus’s music it makes my ears bleed

koongus by koongushater June 1, 2021

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klungus

The opposite of lungo . Klungus is when you pee while having your ass eaten.

Klungus is a thing I do on Tuesdays only

klungus by OogalaBoogala777 June 23, 2022

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Klongis

Klongis is when you take a shot of vodka straight from the bottle

I just need to take a klongis before we take the bus

Klongis by Bingbong007 October 30, 2025

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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