Klongus

A horse/donkey dick that can be seen from a far.

The preschooler was knocked out shortly after he was badonked up side the head by an alpha donkeys klongus.

by Klongus September 4, 2020

Krongus

A absolute meme Lord, always banging chicks and playing Club penguin. When he comes around, hide your mother.

Wow, krongus banged my mom while playing Club penguin last night

by Krongus_69_420 September 8, 2019

koongus

the crusty kid in the back of the bus playing garbage rap music on their blue tooth speaker

god i’m sucking of listening to that koongus’s music it makes my ears bleed

by koongushater June 1, 2021

klungus

The opposite of lungo . Klungus is when you pee while having your ass eaten.

Klungus is a thing I do on Tuesdays only

by OogalaBoogala777 June 23, 2022

Klongis

Klongis is when you take a shot of vodka straight from the bottle

I just need to take a klongis before we take the bus

by Bingbong007 October 30, 2025