Kebobs

"Kebobs" is a Danish currency for buying a woman or multiple women. As it stands right now one kebob is equivilant to about 7 dollars.

The term is typically used on the Slotshaven Gymnasium in Denmark, especially when bitches be "lobbing".

Dude 1: "Hvor mange kebobs?"
Dude 2: "Mindst 2 kebobs"
Dude 1: "Meget lob"

Translation:
Dude 1: "How many kebobs?"
Dude 2: "Atleast 2 kebobs."
Dude 1: "Very lob."

Kebobs by Bolber Jahid November 15, 2021

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Sals Kebabs

Sals Oz Rock Cafe AKA Sals Kebabs is a kebab shop in Revesby near the train station (Sydney Australia)

It is open well into the early hours of the night so that the drunk people from the neighbouring pub and nearby club can come and eat because the bistro and shops are closed.

Sal (the rock guru) plays all the old classic rock songs all working hours so you can just kick back and relax.

The shop itself is a normal sized kebab shop and the walls stoles have records on them.

Sals Kebabs is known for his special Khe Sanh (named after the song by Cold Chisel) The Khe Sanh is the typical Aussie Kebab
Beef Cheese Lettuce Tomato and of coarse BBQ sauce…..$8

Every so often the Sals theme song "I LOVE SALS KEBABS!!" sung to the tune of I Love Rock and Roll By Arrows can be heard at anytime after 11pm on Friday and Saturday nights. The theme song was created by philosophize and members of The Darkest Illusion one drunk Friday night.

Sal’s Kebabs is the meeting place for all the hungry drunk people and is a peaceful place of joy where rock music calms the spirit while Kebabs sooth the soul

Group of guys in Revesby Workers Club
Guy 1: Hey man lets go to Sal’s?
Guy 2: What’s Sal’s?
Group of guys: *stare in disbelief
"SALS KEBABS MAN!! YOUR'VE NEVER BEEN!!?!??
Guy 2: What’s Sal’s?
Guy 1: You'll see man....you’ll see
Guy 3: Lets go get this guy a Khe Sanh

Drunk guy 1: “I juuust Weeent TO saaaals maaaan”
Drunk guy 2: Khe Sanh
Drunk guy 1: *nods with big smile
Drunk guy 2: “Sweeet lets go back to the pub now

"I LOOOOVE SAL'S KEEBABS NAAA nAA NA NA NA NAaa NA NAAAA JUKE BOX BABY I LOOOOOVE SALS KEBABS"
Sals Kebabs Theme song lyrics

Sals Kebabs by Whifty Scent October 24, 2008

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kebabslackers

Also known as the "rock mafia". A legend with roots from the town of Stenungsund in western Sweden. The legend tells of three young and skilled drivers who pushed the term of "streetracing" to it's edges. The three always seen togheter along with a brand new sportscar every week. Either at the pit stop of Stora Höga or GETSKÄRR (The Rock). The name kebabslackers was labeled by the community for their deep passion for kebab. A passion which was to be inherited by every single teenager - kebablovers who looked after the town.

- Ello, what to do?
- How about kebabslackin' at the rock?

- What if the bullies show up?
- Don't worry, I'm sure the kebabslackers will get rid of them.

- I can now be safe in my house.
- Yeah, thanks to the kebabslackers.

- That's a nice boyfriend you've got!
- Yeah, he's a real kebabslacker!

kebabslackers by slackie (Amir G) March 12, 2005

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kebabstronaut

1. Someone who eats kebabs, often when drunk or hungover, and on a regular basis.
2. Someone who is very good at eating kebabs - ie does it frequently

see also meat-in-a-roll-ogist

Blake ate kebabs so often, we made him an honourary kebabstronaut.

kebabstronaut by slimey January 13, 2005