kebabsy

A mysterious traveller that likes to meow at people. This may be because he wants attention, is attempting to sing a song or just for the simple pleasure of annoying someone or something. An ever-growing bald patch occupies his head although he dreams of having long, luscious, black locks as he once did. Has about 1,000,000 different varieties of phone.

“meow?” Meowed David, “Meow, MEOW”
He sternly shook his head and rolled his eyes. “EeeeEEeeEhhhHHhhhH”

Girl: “Jeez, that Kebabsy is HOT”