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Something to say when a lab notebook is due soon and u have no time to do it.
AAAAAAAh my labnotebook is due and its 1:04 Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun!
by chandler December 1, 2002
mugGet the Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bunmug.

buffalow hunting

a male pissing game in which the male urinates on a lage peice of toilet paper either in the toilet or in his hand...atempting to slice it in half.
by chandler May 9, 2004
mugGet the buffalow huntingmug.

Ruby Falls

A tourist trap halfway up Lookout Mountain, TN, which features a water-pumped waterfall which is only 79 feet tall, despite the company's claim that it is 150 feet tall, located deep inside a death-trap of a cave.
I have 13 dollars and an hour and a half to waste, so I am going to go to Ruby Falls.
by chandler April 11, 2004
mugGet the Ruby Fallsmug.

walk of shame

n. the course walked home after a night of boozing and fucking. one usually wears either the clothes they went out in (eg. short skirt and heels) or the clothing of the person they slept with (eg.a large white t-shirt)the morning after and everyone notices they have the "I was fucked up last night" look and am now walking home from the guy-I- fucked's house.
"I don't remember what his face looked like and I had to do the walk of shame."
"I don't remember if the sex was good enough for the walk of shame."
by chandler December 21, 2004
mugGet the walk of shamemug.

cracker juice

a substance that can be extracted from pale face demons. Excess amounts of it are found in white foods, white music, and white media.
Micheal J: Hey Wayne Brady

Wayne B: Yeah

Micheal J: You're getting low on CJ, that mayo/pita bread sandwhich and diet pepsi wasnt enough

Wayne: Yeah you're right I should probably watch another episode of friends and put in some Barbara Streisand.

Micheal J: Fucking A dude... fucking a
by Chandler July 28, 2004
mugGet the cracker juicemug.

Chandler

He has a big dick. And is a girls dream boyfriend.

He is super strong and is a master in the bed.
Wow your dick is huge!! You must be a chandler
by CHANDLER May 14, 2015
mugGet the Chandlermug.

Anyhoo

Means the same as Anyways just sounds much cooler. Used in transition.
Blah blah blah, Anyhoo enough of that.
by chandler December 1, 2002
mugGet the Anyhoomug.

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