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I bandaged a girl last week and not i think i got Kcots.
kcots by Crunchysloth1926 May 18, 2017
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A gay dude who wrestles and has no clue about current or past events.
Hey Kotson, Your wife wants to Netflix and Chill, is that cool with you?
Kotson by Gay Frank January 29, 2016
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love me knots 

love me knots is the term describing the pain in your hert an stomach that says " I am so in love with you". it comes when you watch someone you like like someone else, you find that person doesn't love you, or that person you love leaves. not to be confused with love me not from when you pick flower petals. ultimately, heart break
Girl doubled over crying: *crying*
best friend: what's wrong?
girl: it's ---. *cry*
by stander: what?
best friend: she's got the "love me knots"
Khotso is the name for a guy who is perfect. All Khotso's are the most gentleman-like guys there are, they are unbeliveably sensitive and overall super lovable and make the best boyfriends. Khotso is the kind of guy you just want to spend the rest of your life with.
Khotso, my boyfriend is the sweetest guy, all I want to do is see him all day.
Khotso by BlackPipi November 3, 2011

Sugondese Knots 

Crafted from the fibers of various tree nuts and tied using traditional Bofasim technique, Sugondese Knots represent the industrious spirit of a people’s culture that spans millennia.

The material is sturdy, structured, and durable, all while maintaining a malleable shape. Resembling two large walnuts in a pouch, Sugondese Knots can be utilized in a multitude of manners. According to the Sugondese customs, sharing Sugondese Knots is warmly welcomed and encouraged — it is not uncommon to have your neighbor’s Sugondese Knots and your significant other’s Sugondese Knots at the same time. These knots are deeply rooted in Sugondese day-to-day lifestyles. At work, its expected to keep any new hires’s Sugondese Knots in the boss’s office until a promotion is awarded. At competitive pastimes, winners are encouraged to stand in public with their trophy and the loser’s Sugondese Knots.
The methodology behind harvesting tree nut fibers and processing them into a rope that can only be tied using one singular technique is why everyone cannot get enough of Sugondese Knots.
Winston Woston: “Thats a durable rope and extremely intricate looking knot design! Where can I get one of those?!”

Bofa High Priest: “approach me in the evening.. ill guide you to Sugondese Knots. You can even bring your family and ill ensure their journey to Sugondese Knots”
Sugondese Knots by Dusty Knuckles September 2, 2022

Boo Koo Knots

When you get your ass beat and have two knots on your head
“Jordan Exum slammed kurtis in the bathroom stall and now he has boo koo knots.”
Boo Koo Knots by Slim.- October 23, 2019

kotsiros 

This is a high class word used in villages and army and it actually means a very big piece of shit. You use that word when you are admiring a big shit which it came out from your big ass hole!!
e.g. Inta kotsiros re!!!
kotsiros by Sexouliaris November 17, 2005
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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